Do you think you can play an instrument? January 11, 2008
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I thought I played the guitar, until I saw this…
Do you think you can play an instrument?
The best commandment of all, that never made the Bible for marketing reasons January 9, 2008
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“Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself” - George Carlin
It’s funny how some people think that their religion has all the answers. I’m sick of people inviting me to join biblical groups and stuff like that. Last night my girlfriend surprised me with an invitation to go to church (catholic) on sundays. It took me well over twenty years to find out there was nothing for me at mass. I can’t go back… and I won’t.
I almost forgot about blogging today January 8, 2008
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I joined blog365. Before that, I posted in intevals of three or four months. How am I supposed to come up with fresh material every day? I completely forgot about it today. I wrote this post in 25 minutes, right before midnight, so don’t expect much.
I was in a chatroom when I met this girl called Liza. After some small talk she let me know how horny she was, and asked me if I felt the same way. Of course, I immediately noticed she wasn’t gonna do it for free, and I told her I did feel the same way, but wasn’t going to pay for a strip show. She insisted for a while, and then left me alone. Of course, I really wanted to just talk to someone, and I proceded to ask her about trivial things, taking advantage of the fact that she hadn’t closed the chat window. We ended up chatting for a while. She turned out to be really great; an IT student in her senior year, just making a few bucks (or a lot, I’m not sure).
Sometimes, we just don’t know who we might be on the other end. I tell you though, hadn’t I cancelled my credit cards a while back, I would have paid the 5 bucks gladly. Cheers, Liza!
